TAMILAN da !! - Very good joke from my friend, Rajesh Rajandran

Thamilan da!!! Bill Gates organized an enormous session
to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000
candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
our Ramasamy.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know
JAVA may leave. ... 2000 people leave the room. Ramasamy
says to himself, 'I do not know who is JAVA, but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of
managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people
leave the room. Ramasamy says to himself 'I never
managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. Risk edukkaruthu Rusk sapidaramathiri !' So
he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management
diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Ramasamy
says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to
lose ? Evvalavo pannitom Etha pannna mattoma?' So he
stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak
Serbo-Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.

Ramasamy says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of
Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and
finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the
only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like
to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says
'endha ooru?' The other candidate answers… 'Madurai' .

( Where are you from ? asks Ramasamy in Tamil language
and the other says: " Madurai" , a city in Tamil nadu, India ).

By: Kandasamy Kishore